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We're Cutting it Close: Introducing Our New Candle Scent - Freshly Cut Grass (Or Not?) 🌱🕯️😂

Hey there!

We have some super exciting news to share with you today - our latest candle scent is here, and it's a total grass-t! 😂

Introducing Freshly Cut Grass - the candle scent that captures the essence of a sunny day, a freshly mowed lawn, and a touch of sweet clover. Or does it?

That's right, friends, it's time for our annual April Fools' Day joke, and this year we're taking it up a notch. We've created a fake candle scent that we know you'll fall for - hook, line, and sinker!

But before you get too mad at us, hear us out. We put a ton of thought and effort into this scent, and we think you'll agree that it smells pretty darn convincing. We've even had some of our own team members asking us when it will be available for purchase! 😂

So what's in this fake scent, you ask? Well, we won't give away all our secrets, but we can tell you that it's a carefully crafted blend of essential oils and fragrances that we spent weeks testing and tweaking. We wanted to make sure it had just the right balance of fresh grass, clover, and citrus notes to make it smell like the real deal. 🌿🍋

Freshly Cut Grass Candle: Yay or Nay?

  • Yessssss

  • No I pass on that...

We know, we know - we're just too good at this prank stuff. But here's the catch - if we get enough interest from our rad customers, we might just have to make this scent a reality! So go ahead and tag a friend who you think would totally fall for this prank (no judgment, we won't tell), and let us know in the comments if you'd actually buy a Freshly Cut Grass candle.

And who knows, maybe next year's April Fools' joke will be a candle scent that's even more wild than this one. We're already brainstorming ideas - how about Eau de Dirt? 😜

Thanks for being a good sport and playing along with our little joke. We hope you have an awesome April Fools' Day!

Yours truly,

Pao and the rest of the Derritete crew 🤘

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